This is a follow up to TSSK, TSSK, WISK PT 1 that you can find here.

I’m happy to report that Sun Product Corporation (makers of the Wisk Deep Clean Power Blasts ) recognized the challenges presented by their product and sent coupons as a gesture of goodwill.

That was cool of them.

They also sent a polite letter.

That was nice of them.  In all honesty, I anticipated a different response:

Dear Carlos Aguilar

Thank you for contacting us regarding Wisk Deep Clean Power Blasts.  We are very sorry to learn that you have nothing better to do than interrupt our otherwise productive day in order to respond to what is obviously a letter written to provoke our contempt.  Mission accomplished, big brown fat slow dad.

Hey, let’s make this easy for all of parties involved.  Never, ever buy one of our products again.  We don’t need your penny-pinching, constant complaining, long-letter loving ass.

If for some reason you feel compelled to respond to this letter, be sure to send it to

2323

Whogivesashit Lane

Sincerely,

The Boss