A weekly round up of musings and confusings:

I’m 40. If I call you “Coach” you can rest assured it’s in jest.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but “Ace” is a great name for a high score in Centipede but a terrible name for a step dad.

They say the definition of insanity is opening an empty fridge over and over again and expecting it to change.

Dads of Yore: Have you seen the kerosene? I need a little aftershave. Dads of Today: I hope this Vanilla bath soap matches my Mint deodorant & meshes w/ my Strawberry conditioner and Jasmine body lotion.

Not trying to start any static but after the hundreds of millions spent on surge protectors over the last couple of decades, I’m not entirely convinced they’ve protected us from surges.

YO! If you think we need guns in order to protect ourselves from the wicked government, raise your HANDS high! HIGHER.

??Yes, that’s them right there Officer.

Thank your stopping in. Join us next Friday for Quip Pro Quo Volume 2.