Wisdom in its truncated form.
If you can’t judge a book by its cover, then it was a shitty design job.
Watch enough back cracking videos on YouTube and you’ll start to believe Jesus was wandering chiropractor.
You known you’re Mexican when there’s one person in your family designated to read all the important mail.
Hi, I’m Carlos. I’m Mexican-American and I put store bought salsa on cream cheese and call it dip. Where do I drop off my Latino card?
The very same people who protest participation trophies were recipients of participation high school diplomas.
Easy Ice should be a standard unit of measurement, not an approximation rooted in prejudiced notions of race and class.
An expansive life > An expensive life.