We’re back on the block with more wisdom than you can stuff into a wet, stale fortune cookie.
Everybody wants a dog but nobody wants to pick up dog shit.
Be careful when you say you want it all. You just might end up with an everything bagel.
Don’t play the savior and then act surprised when they want to crucify you.
Show me a man’s friends and I’ll show you the man. Show me what he bought for team halftime snacks and I’ll show you a man who thought violet grape airheads were a fruit snack.
Some look to hymns, others to folk and soul. But the deepest of joys is found in the Duck Tales theme song.
There are enough faded Aztec Calendar tattoos at the Coliseum to get us through a thousand millennia.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the White Dad with sleeve tattoos on your kids’ soccer team is a COP!
Ruminate and/or hate other divinations w/ QPQ Volumes 1, 2 and 3.